he wants to bone in the snuggie
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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