All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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