seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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