And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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