how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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