Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
