What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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