I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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