This dress was meant to end up on your floor
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Do vagina's smell?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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