What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
tell me about the fingering
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