actually, I'm a sock model
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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