Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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