I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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