would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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