but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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