mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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