He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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