fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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