Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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