her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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