i don't like sucking hair
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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