SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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