i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Farmville is her only friend.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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