? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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