If i come over, it means nothing
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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