And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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