I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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