found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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