I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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