Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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