Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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