i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
