my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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