So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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