Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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