It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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