chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Randomize
