At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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