That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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