just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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