wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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