What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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