I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
