they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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