considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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