I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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