U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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