Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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