**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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