normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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