All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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