we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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