Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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