I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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