never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
