In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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